Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Zombies, Plans and the CDC Cover-Up...

Well it isn't news to anyone that there are people in this country gnawing on one another like animals. But what really bothers me is the response we're getting from the CDC.
     Clearly there is something going on, but when will the let the public know that there is a serious problem and to be on the look out. I watch television more than most and recently I've been seeing these commercials from the CDC that have me asking a lot of questions. I'm going to assume their for the zombie apocalypse their keeping to themselves at this time. There is one with a man in a wheelchair and his wife and daughter are getting ready to leave and he is asking questions about items he will need to leave their home due to an emergency and the wife responds with "it's in the emergency kit!". The CDC is telling people to have an emergency kit. At the end it just says to have a kit and be prepared, but it doesn't say for what. Now, to me this means that the CDC doesn't want the deaths of people in the apocalypse to be on their hands for not giving enough notice or for not being able to contain and stop it, but they also aren't willing to come forward and say "Zombies DO exist! Get your fucking guns!"
   If you asked me a few years ago if zombies would ever walk the Earth, especially in this lifetime, I would have laughed at you and said never. But now, it's time to get serious about this shit! They may not be zombies in the traditional way where they get bit, they die they come back to life and eat the flesh of the living, but zombies have arrived. This is completely insane.
       Everyone should be prepared even if you think that everything I believe is impossible. Even if you think this could never happen, you should do yourself a favor and spend ten minutes just imagining a scenario where zombies attack and how you would go about handling the situation. Figure out what you would pack, where you could go, if you would meet up with family or friends, and where you could get your supplies. It's not a bad idea to have a plan for any emergency, but as we see more and more attacks, a day could come shortly where zombies are running around and you need to find a safe place to be.
     I'm hoping someone can actually get this situation controlled before this actually breaks out. There are plenty of people that say their excited for this and they can't wait. I personally I don't feel this way. I'd rather be prepared and never have to execute my plan.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Best Title I Could Come Up With: "What The Fuck?!"

Okay, so there are a lot of things in this world that make me go "What The Fuck?!" For instance the pending zombie apacolypse is one...but I'll shed more light on that later on. This is is for A.I.!
    I personally believe that A.I. is one of the WORST ideas that anyone has ever had. Seriously, do we need more movies about this to show that it's a bad idea, or maybe a "reality" show about it. That will bring in more viewers I'm sure. I read an article somewhere on the web the other day where Google was working on A.I. and the set up three computers and let them run on youtube for three days watching a combined total of 10 million videos. The computers then stated to identify cats all on their own. This has led me to two conclusions, one, wow we're gonna be super fucked up the ass soon and two, there are far more vidoes on the internet of cats than there should be. It's appauling. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE animals, but no one should ever waste any amount of time searching for cat videos. I'm off topic.
   What bought me to think about all of this was yesterday I was on my way to go see the movie Ted (I will be reviewing that next) and I saw a billboard that said "Robotic Surgery" now at *Enter Name of Hospital here.* And my mind went wild with ideas and scenarios in my mind.
    I get that there are great uses for the technology that we have, but there is a limit to what we should do with it. I'm sure all of the people now working on these things were the super dorks that watched Saved By The Bell to see Screech's robot. I don't remember much about it was like five maybe when the show ended.
And now they are making real robots and giving search engines A.I. again, WE ARE ALL FUCKED NOW!